The occasion of my nephew's birthday is what brought about the Backyardigan Massacre. I didn't get my brother Chris a birthday present, so I hope a video of the incident helps. Watch it over at the YouTube. By the way, it should be noted that I love a good pinata. I used to buy pinatas for people I used to work with when they left their job. They're a perfect metaphor for life if you think about it: if you really want something, use a stick to beat the crap out of whoever has it.
Let the bodies hit the floor.